2500 hill country acres, dozens of exotic animals, one of the darkest sky spots in TX and hosting equal to black tie. Should their monster outdoor pizza oven next door at the event barn be fired up, you may be offered a slice of their legendary fig pizza. Take it. Seriously, it's right up there with Crested Butte's iconic pizza hole, Secret Stash. You'll want for nothing here, save a pair of ear plugs: the cicadas can be deafening at night. 3.5 hours from Dallas, the San Saba river is still one of the prettiest in God's country. Book it, thank me later, I'll be back.