Welcome to Constellation Chalet—where the stars align for the perfect mountain getaway!
Why "Constellation"? Well, aside from the obvious street name connection, if you catch it just right on a clear night under the skylight of the third bedroom, you might spot a constellation or two and bask in the glow of the moonlight.
Here's why you'll fall in love with our Fox Farm retreat:
🌲 **Lush Mountain Landscape**: Nestled among the pines, our chalet is a visual treat surrounded by a picturesque mountain landscape.
🏡 **Gorgeous Inside and Out**: The Constellation Chalet is more than just a vacation home; it's a visual delight. From the moment you pull up, you'll be greeted by a beautiful exterior that complements the stunning interior.
🎿 **Perfect for All Seasons**: Whether you're into summer sports or winter adventures, this split-level gem caters to all. With 4 bedrooms and 2 baths, it's the ideal retreat for family getaways or group escapes.
🍳 **Dream Kitchen**: Calling all chefs! Our fully upgraded kitchen boasts new appliances and kitchenware, making it a culinary haven. A casual dining table for six and additional bar seating make meals a social affair.
🔥 **Cozy Living Spaces**: Two distinct living areas cater to different vibes. The main level is perfect for adult entertainment with its open floor plan, floor-to-ceiling gas fireplace, and skylights. Meanwhile, the second living room is a haven for family fun, featuring a wood-burning fireplace, smart TV, gaming consoles, and more.
🛌 **Comfortable Bedrooms**: Choose from 4 spacious bedrooms, each uniquely decorated for a cozy and restful experience. With upgraded bathrooms and new, comfortable mattresses, a good night's sleep is guaranteed.
🌲 **Outdoor Bliss**: Relax on the wrap-around porch or enjoy a BBQ in the back yard. The outdoor space is an extension of the chalet's charm.
🌟 **Strategic Location**: Just minutes from Bear Mountain and Summit slopes, the lake, the Village, restaurants, and shopping. It's a luxurious retreat strategically located in the heart of Big Bear.
However, we must stress—this is not a party house. It's meticulously maintained and perfect for families, close friends, and couples. Please treat it with care and respect.
🚨 **Important Notes - House Rules**. Please review these below to ensure this home is the ideal retreat for you and your group:
👥 Gather, Responsibly!
Maximum 11 rockstars, but remember to keep it cool. Bring the kids, it’s a family-friendly cabin!
- You must be 25 years or older to book this property (we’re all for responsible adventurers!).
- Maximum 8 adults per stay to keep things chill and avoid party vibes. Families with kids are always welcome, but let’s keep the crowd manageable.
🚗 Parking Pizzazz
Park 3 cars max on the property stage; no street parking drama. Need more room? Head to the village lots—it’s a party over there!
🤫 Shhh… It’s Quiet Time!
Quiet hours from 10 pm to 7 am. Outdoor activities hush after 10 pm—let the critters sleep too!
👟 Shoes Off, Dance On!
No "wet or dirty" shoe shenanigans inside—let’s keep the carpets groovy. Your socks will thank you!
🏂 Snow Gear? Keep It Cool!
No soggy ski gear inside, folks! Give it some fresh air outside, and the cabin stays cozy.
👫Who's On the Guest List?
Only registered guests are on the VIP list. Surprise guests are $100 a pop—our budget doesn’t do surprises!
🔥 No Flames, No Drama
No open flames, candles, tiki torches, charcoal grills or fire pits. All of these items are strictly prohibited! We’re in a high fire zone—let’s not play with matches. Also, please note that candles in the property are battery/ electric, also please don't try to light them as they are not real.
Monitor outdoor grilling and indoor cooking at all times. Familiarize yourself with fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, CO2 monitors and first aid kit upon arrival and always before cooking your first meal
🐾 Pets? Pawsitively Not!
Sorry, no fur friends allowed, that includes service animals and emotional support animals, no exceptions. Our owner has severe allergies—cue the tissues or EMTs!
As much as we adore ALL animals, a service animal has the same amount of fur/hair as a pet. Thank you for understanding why we cannot make an exception to this house rule.
🕺 Maximum Groove, Not Occupancy
Stick to the headcount—city rules, not ours. No cheating, and keep the car chorus to a minimum!
Seriously, folks! Exceed the limits (people, cars) or stir up noise complaints, and you get one chance to fix it (if we can catch it before Code Enforcement). No swift resolution? Eviction's in the cards—no refunds. We'll dispatch a rep (costing us, coming your way as a $100 fee). If the city shows up, that gonna hurt us both. Play it cool. 😎✌️
🎉 Party Patrol
No parties allowed—City and Sheriff are the bouncers. Don’t test them; you might not make it to the after-party!
🚬 No Smoke Without Fines
Smoking? PROHIBITED and Not cool. $2000 fine plus cleanup costs. Keep it 20 feet away from doors and windows—breathe easy. Be smart disposing your butts.
Does that sound unfair? I'm sorry but smoking is just not tolerated.
🛁 **Hot Tub Vibes**
It’s happening! The hot tub will be open for chillaxing starting January 2nd. **Hot Tub Hours**: 7 am to 10 pm (city says so—critters need their quiet time too!).
Here’s the deal to keep the tub groovy:
- Always cover the hot tub when not in use—it’s like tucking it in for a nap.
- Rule violations that lead to drainage (think spills, improper use, or, you know, *oops moments*) will include a $200 drainage/refill fee.
Play it cool and let the bubbles do their thing! 🎶💦
🌐 Internet Manners
Share the WiFi love only with your crew. No hacking, no excessive data vibes. Play nice.
You agree that you will not:
give out wireless internet password outside of your rental party;
reset, erase or modify the router password;
transmit any material that is unlawful;
transmit any material that infringes copyright or other proprietary rights of any party;
use the internet for excessively high volume data transfers.
No Warranty is provided for Internet use. Internet use and related equipment are provided “as is” without warranty or guarantee of any kind. In no event shall Owner be liable for its use. By electing to use WiFi, you assume all risk and hold us harmless in the event of any damage you may suffer due to security breaches.
🎮 Game On, Don’t Move!
Game tables stay put. Move them, and your deposit’s got a one-way ticket to the game over screen and any amounts over that for additional repairs.
♻️ Trash Talk
Hey Cleanup Rockstar! 🌲 Trash duty's your jam—embrace the wild! All guests of ALL rental homes in Big Bear are required to bring their trash to one of the two disposal spots . No curb appeal or garbage cans—use the disposal spots and dodge the $25 bag fee!
Hit these spots funded by Big Bear Lake MVPs:
📍 41970 Garstin Drive, Big Bear Lake, CA 92315
📍 39690 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear Lake, CA 92315
Your trash adventure awaits—let's keep it wild and clean!
🌧️ Acts of Nature? No Refunds!
Nature throws tantrums? No refunds. But if roads throw a party closure for more than 4 hours, we’ll groove on a reschedule!
Please Note: While we do our best to keep the vibes high and amenities fully functional, we can’t guarantee that all amenities will always be available during your stay. If something is out of service, we’ll let you know ASAP - but no partial or full refunds for the stay, rockstars!
Now that you’ve aced the rules, let the adventure begin! 🚀✨