Outpost Vibes: Outhouse, Outdoor Shower, Pets OK!

Summary:
At Rustic Barnyard, we believe that hospitality is more than a service—it's our calling. With over 70 years of combined experience, the Fonzie Family is dedicated to creating memorable experiences through genuine care and intentional hospitality. We are here to serve and make every guest feel valued and cherished. Welcome to our home, where every stay is infused with warmth, joy, and a sense of belonging. We can’t wait to share our passion for hospitality with you-come relax, rejoice, & repeat.

The Space:
Welcome to the Rustic Barnyard (dotcom) in San Marcos, Texas Hill County! Outpost Cabin – A Unique Glamping Retreat at Rustic Barnyard in SMTX Hill Country!

For our outdoorsy guests, we’re offering an unforgettable glamping experience—perfect for those who love the great outdoors but still want the comforts of home.

Set within our mini-farm retreat, this one-of-a-kind tiny home is designed to resemble an old-fashioned general store, bringing rustic charm and modern convenience together in the heart of San Marcos Hill Country. You’ll be greeted by KIKO, our friendly Great Pyrenees farm dog, and surrounded by free-roaming chickens, guinea hens, and playful goats.

Tiny Home, Big Experience
🏕 330 sq. ft. cozy retreat with all the essentials:
✔ Queen-size bed for a restful night under the stars
✔ Fully stocked kitchenette – Mini fridge & a multi-purpose appliance (microwave/air fryer/oven/toaster/broiler)
✔ Coffee & tea bar – Wake up to fresh brews in nature
✔ Ceiling-mounted Smart TV – Stream your favorite shows from bed
✔ Cozy living area – Includes a dinette space and a wooden armoire for storage

Outdoor Adventure & Rustic Charm
🌿 Ornate Covered Porch – Complete with a glass chandelier for a touch of elegance
🔥 BBQ Grill & Flat-Top Griddle – Cook your meals while soaking in the country air
🚿 Private Outdoor Shower – A corrugated metal enclosure adds to the rustic charm
🚽 Authentic Outhouse (Modernized!) – Originally part of the neighboring log cabin’s build—now fully updated with an actual toilet and sink
✨ Solar-Powered Night Lights – The property comes alive with twinkling lights each evening
🃏 Unplug & Play – Wi-Fi can be spotty, so we’ve provided card games & outdoor fun instead

🚨 Please Note: The outhouse is the only bathroom on-site—there is no indoor restroom in the Outpost Cabin! Also, there is no washer & dryer (but hey, that’s part of the adventure!).

🚗 Additional Amenities:
✔ Free parking in front of the cabin
✔ Discounts for extended stays
✔ Looking for more options? Check out our three other cabins on our Host Profile!

Perfect Location for Hill Country Exploring
📍 Nearby Attractions:
🌊 San Marcos River & Downtown (7 miles) – Float the river, enjoy live music, and explore local dining
🥏 The Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club – Fun for all levels!
🛍 San Marcos Premium Outlets (10 miles) – Shop at 240+ stores for unbeatable deals
🎶 Gruene & New Braunfels (20-25 miles) – Schlitterbahn Waterpark & Gruene Hall, Texas’ oldest dance hall
🌆 Austin & San Antonio (45 minutes) – Perfect for a quick day trip

Ready to embrace nature without sacrificing comfort? Book the Outpost Cabin today and experience glamping at its finest in SMTX Hill Country!

Guest Access:
Guests have access to the entire property, though we of course request that you use common sense and respect the privacy of the other guests staying here. ***There are four additional cottages on site…so we’re hoping you’ll want to return and try them all!!!

The Neighborhood:
The Rustic Barnyard is nestled in the majestic oak groves of San Marcos. This beautiful area is known as part of the Texas Hill Country! This property is safely located towards the top of a hill at the end of a cul-de-sac, surrounded by amazing people who love mini-farming.

Getting Around:
Although we are in close proximity to all the wonders of San Marcos, we highly recommend renting a car to really explore all that the Hill Country has to offer.

We're found in farm country, but there's still lots to do!
We're just 1 mile from the Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club Course.
We are 7 miles away from Texas State University-Bobcat Stadium.
We love the Five Mile Dam Parks, a fabulous spot for river swimming, fishing and picnicking.
The Old Lime Kiln trailhead is 6.5 miles away; it leads to the beautiful 250-acre spring lake natural area.

Or jump into the San Marcos River with an inner tube or kayak!
Reserve a spot with the Clear Kayak Sunset Glow Tour, reservation necessary!
Check out Wonder World Cave and Park, a one-of-a-kind theme park, known as the first show cave in Texas.

Or check out the opportunities for dining and drinking. San Marcos is home to fine restaurants and a half dozen craft breweries.
Beyond that brief (and admittingly woefully inadequate) list there are dozens more recreational opportunities. Let's talk!!!

Other Things to Note:
You'll have access to a well stocked kitchenette with everything you need for cooking-glamping style. But Uber eats will deliver as well!

***Please note there is no washer and dryer available.

Parking is available in front of the outpost and is accessible by following the dirt road on the right side of the property. When you enter the gate, make an immediate right and follow around to the back of the property; the outpost is the one on the right.

A smart TV has streaming capabilities for Netflix, HULU, Amazon Prime and YouTube.

The outpost has internet and Wi-Fi; however, speeds vary due to location in Hill Country.

Please don't smoke inside. Smoke whatever you have outside.

Kind, well mannered pets are welcome. There are free range/wandering chickens and guinea hens on site, corralled goats, and our loving, working farm dog, Kiko. ***WE KINDLY ASK THAT YOU “DO NOT” FEED THE ANIMALS UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION TO…IF THE ANIMALS ARE GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD, THEY CAN POTENTIALLY GET VERY SICK.***

Interaction with Guests:
Our family of Super Hosts strive to provide an exceptional guest experience, through intentional hospitality and servitude. We are grateful and honored for the opportunity to serve you, friends and family!