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✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs

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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 8200.9 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Dryer
  • Hot tub
  • Washer
  • Fireplace
  • Parking available
  • Kitchen

Explore the area

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Yucca Valley, CA
  • Noah Purifoy Foundation
    ‪13 min drive‬
  • Joshua Tree Visitor Center
    ‪17 min drive‬
  • Pioneertown
    ‪22 min drive‬
  • Big Bear, CA (RBF)
    ‪75 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

3 bedrooms (sleeps 8)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed

Bedroom 3

2 Single Beds

2 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Office
Garden
Dining area

About this property

✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs

✔ EPIC hot tub
✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs!)
✔ Outdoor bed
✔ Two Cowboy tubs
✔ Propane firepit
✔ Propane BBQ
✔ Large indoor bathtub
✔ Outdoor dining patio
✔ Heating/AC
✔ Wifi

▵ @thecohostcompany
► @crazyheartranch

9 mins ➔ La Copine
13 mins ➔ Integratron
15 mins ➔ Joshua Tree
18 mins ➔ Pioneertown
18 mins ➔ Pappy & Harriet's
18 mins ➔ Red Dog Saloon
50 mins ➔ Palm Springs

Brad Klopman and The Cohost Company area available 24/7.

Joshua Tree village is right nearby.

You'll have access to the entire property.

Escape to this gorgeous, newly-renovated modern ranch compound on over 5 secluded acres featuring sweeping views of Joshua Tree & Yucca Valley.

The property -- dotted with dozens of beautiful Joshua Trees and an enormous Saguaro cactus -- features a 3-bedroom home, horse riding arena, a Western-style saloon facade (great for the Gram!), hot tub, outdoor shower, cowboy tubs, multiple covered outdoor seating areas, horseshoes, firepit & more.

The fully-fenced, landscaped grounds provide a safe & unforgettable desert experience for families (no more stepping on cactus thorns!); dogs & horses are also welcome!

Through the front gate, a long meandering driveway leads you to the primary residence: a 3-bedroom / 2-bathroom home featuring beautiful open floor plan, country dining table for 8 and vaulted-ceiling living room.

The home’s three-sided covered wraparound porch features various seating arrangements throughout; the perfect place to sip a morning cup of coffee and gaze out at the tranquil desert landscape. The large outdoor dining area also features a gas grill.

CRAZY HEART RANCH takes its name from the 1987 novel chronicling the story of a down-and-out country singer who finds redemption & romance through music & nature.

Whatever your adventure, make Crazy Heart Ranch your home base in Joshua Tree!

You'll need a car, 4x4 is not required.

◦ THINGS TO NOTE:
Paved Roads/Dirt Roads: dirt roads but capable of low riding cars.
Fenced yard: Fully fenced
Outdoor Surveillance: Camera located in front of the house. The camera in the backyard by the corn home game is pointed strictly at the propane tank across the way to make sure the deliver on time
Cell phone coverage: Yes cellphone coverage

◦ Wildlife: this is the rural desert and we share the space with the wildlife. You may encounter desert ants, mice, coyotes, or if you’re lucky a bobcat.

◦ Authorized early check-in and late check-out are available at $50 per hour

◦ Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee

◦ Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address

◦ Pet Fee is $195

◦ RULES:
Noise ordinance:
Quiet hours are 10pm-7am. No external speakers allowed. Any noise related discrepancies will result in at least a $1000 fine.

◦ SMOKING POLICY
No smoking inside the house or within 10ft. Smoke residue will result in excessive cleaning fees

◦ Restricted Areas:
Any locked closet or room is restricted. If forcibly entered you could be held liable for any unaccounted for item.

◦ Hot Tub/Pool:
Please rinse off before and after getting out of the hot tub. Please keep the lid on to avoid getting dirt in the hot tub as well as retain heat. Absolutely no glass by any water. We have weekly pool cleanings, this day may fall on your stay and your cooperation will keep the hot tub clean and balanced at all times.

Hot Tub Use: Please avoid using the hot tub immediately after it’s been serviced, as chemical levels are temporarily elevated. Thanks for your understanding!

◦ Photoshoots & Video:
No un permitted photoshoots or videoing at the home. If you would like to use our home for those purposes please send us a message. Any unauthorized filming will result in a $5000 violation and production fee.

▵ - WEDDINGS & SPECIAL EVENTS
If you're interested in having a wedding or special event please let us know. There are additional fees, contracts, etc.

▵ - PHOTOSHOOTS
If you're interested in having a photoshoot please let us know. There are additional fees, permits, contracts, etc.

▵ - SOCIAL MEDIA
@crazyheartranch

▵ - MANAGED BY
Brad Klopman / The Cohost Company
@thecohostcompany

▵ - CLOSEST AIRPORTS
Palm Springs, CA (PSP) – 55 mins
Ontario, CA (ONT) – 1 hour 45 mins
Orange County, CA (JWA) – 2 hours
Long Beach, CA (LGB) – 2 hours 25 mins
San Diego, CA (SAN) – 2 hours 45 mins
Los Angeles, CA (LAX) – 3 hours

Property manager

The Co-host Company

Languages

English

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Amenities

Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Pet-friendly

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

Pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
Authorized early check-in and late check-out are available at $50 per hour
Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee
Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
Property Registration Number CESTRP-2022-01743

About the area

Yucca Valley

Located in Yucca Valley, this holiday home is in the city centre. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Joshua Tree National Park and Sand to Snow National Monument, while Noah Purifoy Foundation and Noah Purifoy's Outdoor sculpture Museum are cultural highlights.
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Yucca Valley, CA

What's nearby

  • Yucca Valley Community Park - 12 min drive - 11.9 km
  • Noah Purifoy Foundation - 13 min drive - 10.6 km
  • Noah Purifoy's Outdoor sculpture Museum - 15 min drive - 11.3 km
  • Joshua Tree Visitor Center - 17 min drive - 15.4 km
  • Pioneertown - 22 min drive - 20.2 km

Getting around

  • Palm Springs, CA (PSP-Palm Springs Intl.) - 59 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Starbucks - ‬13 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬13 min drive
  • ‪Panda Express - ‬14 min drive
  • ‪Steak 'n Shake - ‬14 min drive
  • ‪Jack in the Box - ‬14 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does ✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs have a pool?

Yes, this property has a pool.

Is ✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at ✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at ✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is ✔ EPIC hot tub<br>✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs located?

Located in a rural location, this family-friendly holiday home is within 9 mi (15 km) of Sand to Snow National Monument, Hi-Desert Nature Museum and Yucca Valley Community Park. Desert Christ Park and Noah Purifoy Foundation are also within 9 miles (15 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Maja A.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Light, space and gorgeous views

We stayed for 21 nights. The house is spacious comfortable and gives us the best views especially sunrise. It feels like a home that is being shared rather than simply a holiday rental. Cohost the managing company were very responsive and helpful
Stayed 21 nights in Feb 2025

About the host

Hosted by The Co-host Company

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Languages:

English