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Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!

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Welcome to the Olive Retreat!
Backyard area with a swimming pool, fire pit, and grill
Private swimming pool in the backyard
Fun game room with lots of games!
Modern kitchen with stainless steel appliances

Reviews

9.8 out of 10
Exceptional
3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 6147.3 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Dryer
  • Parking available
  • Washer
  • Pool
  • Fireplace
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Johnson City, TX
  • Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Texas Hills Vineyards
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Exotic Resort Zoo
    ‪8 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

3 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 Queen Bed

2 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Spaces

Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen

About this property

Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!

Holy Guacamole this colorful, olive-green luxury property is the perfect escape for families or couples. Its curb appeal will make you green with envy at its beauty! Located in Johnson City, also known as Twinkle Town, this vibrant 3-bedroom, 2 bath home sleeps up to 6 guests and is the perfect location for fun and adventure, and only minutes from Fredericksburg and its many wineries and darling shops. Offering a private pool with a lovely, fenced backyard, a game room, propane grill, fire pit, and twinkle lights lining the backyard to tie it all together, Holy Guacamole is the perfect escape for adventures and fun!

Upon arrival at this fresh retreat, relish in the darling front porch with a comfortable seating area. With its charming swing and colorful wicker chairs, enjoy a morning cup of coffee as you bask in the surrounding landscape, or enjoy a playful game of basketball on the driveway in front of the garage. An inviting front door welcomes guests into a warm and comfortable open living space with plenty of natural light to brighten the area, as well as laminate wood flooring, and colorful decor offering a treat to the eyes of guests.

The living room offers plenty of seating with a plush sofa and fun cushioned chairs. This space also offers a fireplace, flatscreen television, and a gameboard located on the coffee table to provide an area perfect for entertaining guests! Heading to the dining room, a charming wooden table sits in front of a window overlooking the beautiful outdoor exterior, with a door leading to the backyard next to it. The nearby kitchen houses additional bar-style seating attached to the kitchen island, coupled with stainless steel appliances and stocked, white-colored cabinetry to catch the eye! The modern, fun tiled backsplash coordinates perfectly with the stainless refrigerator, microwave, and cooktop stove, great for preparing meals to feed hungry guests while enjoying coffee brewed with the coffee maker.

The master bedroom – spacious, brightly lit, and moderately decorated with cool tones – offers a king-sized bed and a workstation. Perfect for those who need to check in with work. An attached luxurious bathroom will wow guests with its large soaking tub between two dual vanities and ample counter space, along with a separately attached glass shower. Bedroom 2 offers a queen-sized bed with a soft, plush couch and fun pops of color and a nearby bathroom with a shower/tub combo. Bedroom 3 also offers a queen-sized bed with additional seating yet is lined with red LED lights to provide magical, ambience lighting during the nighttime. An added bonus this property offers a laundry room for guests to use.

The backyard is where the memory making happens! Gather around the dining table to enjoy a meal from the grill. Twinkle lights up above help illuminate this space at night while kids or accompanying guests roast marshmallows at the firepit under the stars! Take a dip in the pool during a toasty Hill Country day, enjoying shade from the surrounding trees while relaxing in the soothing waters. The large, private fenced-in backyard allows kids to run around, worry-free! And for indoor fun, the game room, located in the garage, houses a wide assortment of games and activities for more fun-filled memories to make this vacation a special one!

Looking for an outing? Johnson City offers endless activities to keep guests entertained. Only minutes away is the downtown square, home to fabulous restaurants, shops, tasting rooms and live music venues. Pedernales State Park is only minutes away and offers hike-and bike trails, tubing, fishing, and swimming, plenty of outdoor fun for everyone. Visit the LBJ Ranch home of President Johnson, also called “The Texas White House”. This beautiful ranch offers guided or self-tours and much more. For wine lovers, visit Texas Hills Vineyard and enjoy local wine in a beautiful setting. The Science Mill offers fun for both young and old with many interactive activities. The Exotic Resort Zoo offers safari-like jeep tours and is home to over 700 animals.

Fredericksburg is located only 30 minutes away. Visit one of the many local wineries or travel to Wine Road 290 that offers 19 wineries within a few miles of each other. Fredericksburg's Main Street offers charming locally owned shops, delicious restaurants, as well as two museums: the National Museum of the Pacific War and the Pioneer Museum. Spend the day in Kerrville at the Schreiner Park located on 517 acres on the Guadalupe River, swim, rent boats or enjoy hiking trails. The Museum of Western Art and the Pollinator Museum are fun and interesting for both old and young. Indulge in one of the fabulous restaurants while listening to local artist music. Visitors will not be disappointed there is so much to see and do in the Hill Country.

*The health and safety of our guests is paramount. Cleanliness is always our top priority. We offer a 24-hour guest service contact number for emergencies and messages will be answered promptly. Arrive after four o’clock when it is convenient for you with an easy and contactless check in and out process for our guests.

*Note: Your Safety matters! This property features exterior security cameras on the exterior of the home. They DO NOT look into interior space*

*Please note – Rates are based on the number of guests entered in the reservation quote – any additional guests may incur additional charges. The occupancy listed is the max occupancy this property can accommodate.

Property manager

Hill Country Premier Lodging
Premier Host

Languages

English, Spanish

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Amenities

Pool
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Air conditioning
Outdoor space

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 10:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock

About the area

Johnson City

Johnson City is home to this holiday home. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Lyndon B. Johnson State Park and Pedernales Falls State Park, while Texas Vintage Motorcycle Museum and Lyndon B. Johnson Boyhood Home are cultural highlights. Exotic Resort Zoo and Texas Hill Country Wineries are also worth visiting. Kayaking, water tubing and fishing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with hiking nearby.
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Johnson City, TX

What's nearby

  • TASTE Wine Art - 20 min walk - 1.7 km
  • Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park - 2 min drive - 1.3 km
  • Texas Hills Vineyards - 6 min drive - 4.7 km
  • Exotic Resort Zoo - 8 min drive - 8.3 km
  • Texas Hill Country Wineries - 18 min drive - 17.5 km

Getting around

  • Austin-Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) - 68 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Pecan Street Brewing - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fat Boy Burgers - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪El Charro Restaurant - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪El Agave - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! have a pool?

Yes, this property has a pool.

Is Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool!?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is Holy Guacamole! I On The Wine Tour with a pool! located?

Situated in Johnson City, this holiday home is within 1 mile (2 km) of Texas Vintage Motorcycle Museum, TASTE Wine Art and Lyndon B. Johnson Boyhood Home. Western Art & Artifacts and Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park are also within 2 miles (3 km).

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

9.8/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Scott K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great spot!

Thoroughly enjoyed our stay and no hesitation in recommending! Has everything you need, very clean, and great location! Game room is an added bonus and was great fun!
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Wesley Parton P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Super nice and very convenient!

Very clean, super nice inside, and so easy to get to everything. The hosts had all the goodies out and we really enjoyed our stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

Kimberly C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Lovely stay.

Beautiful house, quiet, nice neighborhood. Close to local shopping. Straight shot to Fredericksburg with plenty of wineries along the way. Pool is small above ground. The house is very roomy and a large backyard. Only one tv in the living room was disappointing and need to freshen towels. Also everyone in the area was super nice.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Connie B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

The Home is Beautiful!!

We had a great stay and got to see deer running through the neighborhood.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Will C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Beautiful Johnson City House

Great house! Very well-kept, clean, and comfortable. Less than a 5 minute drive to the main square. Will definitely stay again!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Vanessa E.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Charming House in beautiful neighborhood

We absolutely loved our stay at Holy Guacamole! The size of the house was just perfect for our girls trip to the beautiful Hill Country. The location was convenient to both Johnson City as well as to the wineries we visited. I would absolutely recommend this place to others and would love to stay again 😃
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

Andrew L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location

Good property for a family visit to Johnson City

The property was well maintained and clean. The back yard was huge and the house was very comfortable. The listing stated that there was a pool for guests to use, however a few days before check in the management company contacted us to let us know the pool would not be available. When booking this property just be aware that the pool might not actually be included. Otherwise it was great and the game room was lots of fun.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Mary W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderfully located house!

Not only was the house beautiful and fully stocked with fun games but we also had lots of visits from the local deer population! The street is so quiet but just around the corner from Main Street which is just as quaint as you’d expect in a small town. We loved our stay and are already planning return trips to Johnson City!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Christine C., Kansas City, MO

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great visit

The property was exactly what we needed for our weekend away for our family of 4 including 2 small children.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Karen C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great!

Loved our stay here! Great location and nice property. Clean and had everything we needed.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Talia H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Lovely home

We had a fantastic stay! The house is located on a very nice street with well kept, large homes on spacious lots. The neighborhood feels like it’s slightly in the country with a mix of small and large homes and no sidewalks and minimal street lights. We felt very safe and loved that it was under 5 minutes to downtown Johnson City. The house itself was gorgeous, had everything we needed, and had comfortable beds. The game room was a big hit with our toddler! The host was very quick to reply to any questions I had. Highly recommend this spot!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mirela O.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cozy place to get away from busy city life

Everything was so nice and convenient.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Carrie R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Johnson City

House was great. Will stay again
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

DOUG and DONNA C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Very Enjoyable Stay

Quiet neighborhood, but close to everything Johnson City. House was nice and well furnished. Only issue was I didn't bring my passwords for Streaming football games on the ROKU TV. Minor compared to the pleasant house and area. Thanks for hosting our great weekend!!!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Always the best!

Just like home, but better!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great property and location!

We really enjoyed our stay, beautiful property, with all the amenities! We loved everything about the property, and the location is perfect! The house is located within minutes of Johnson City, but also a great location to access Fredericksburg, Dripping Springs, and Marble Falls. Loved it so much, we booked it again!
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Jake H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nice and quiet

Very clean home with plenty of games for the kids to enjoy and the pool was great as well!!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Doris P., San Antonio, TX

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wine Tasting Weekend with Sisters

This is our second stay at Holy Guacamole. Perfect for girls weekend. Close to wineries, nice neighborhood. The house is very clean with ample towels and amenities. Nice decor throughout.
Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tammie N.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Holy Guacamole is so cute!

The property was exactly as expected. Super clean and easy to access!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Stephanie S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great house in a quiet neighborhood

This is a great house in a quiet section of town close to everything. Our son liked seeing the deer in the yard in the evening. The house was just as expected from the listing pics.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michelle S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Enjoyable stay

Hill Country visit with friends. Perfect location to stay for visiting the surrounding areas: Dripping Springs, Fredericksburg, Blanco, State Parks, etc. Clean home with everything that was needed, very quiet neighborhood, comfy with plenty of room for relaxing. Excellent communication from property management. We would definitely stay here again. Thank you!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michele L., Fort Worth, TX

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cute, clean and great location.

Loved the house. It was in a nice quiet neighborhood, but close enough to town and the 290 winery trail that we were able to enjoy all that Johnson City & Fredericksburg has to offer. If I had to give a “con” I’d say some light blocking drapes in the bedrooms would be nice. We Iike to sleep in on our weekend getaways.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Ina P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect in every way!

So clean, upbeat decor, and user friendly! Spacious inside and wonderful backyard setting. So happy to be close to town and in a quiet pleasant neighborhood. Just a friend and I however would have been perfect for a family, with master on one side of house and two bedrooms on other side.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Cyla H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Awesome

Same as always!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Joni H., Brownwood, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

It’s like moving into a brand new home…

Just beautiful….quiet, safe, and attractive neighborhood. There are many thoughtful additions to the home for your stay. When the place you stay is as important as the activity you traveled to do, then this is the house for you. :)
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2022

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